fresh creamery butter anyone?
Hmmmm….. Let’s see….. who to rip into today…… How about the Amish! Bastards! With their beards and their buggies…. who the hell do they think they are? Just the thought of one of their quaint little barn raisings causes the bile to rise in my throat like some foul nocturnal emission. Holy dirt farm Batman! Pennsylvania is bad enough - Pennsylvania Dutch? That’s just crossing a goddamn line that should not fucking be crossed. Ever. Under any circumstances. Even with a line crossing permit and a passport. Well, ok. Maybe then. But under no other circumstances, ok? Good. And what’s with their clothes? They look like some kinda second-rate Hasidim. FUCKING BEARD FETISH HASIDIC IMPERSONATING MANUAL FUCKING EVERYTHING BARN LIVING FUCKS!!!! HATE HATE HATE FUCK KILL!!!!!1!! Join the human race you ass-backward buggy monkeys! A train is rolling into the station and there’s free tickets for each and every fucking one of you. ALL ABOARD THE LUDDITE EXPRESS!!! NEXT STOP: THE BRONZE AGE.